Bubba wants to be a Lumberjack Bubba is a good old boy from Texas who visits Alaska and is amazed at the size of Alaska. He visits a lumber camp and wants to be a Lumberjack he tells the foreman. The boys have a little fun with Bubba and they tell him you have to pass 3 tests. Test one is to chop a hole in the frozen lake and swim for 5 minutes. Test 2 is kill a grizzly bear with your bare hands. Test 3 is to go into town and make love to Nanuck the Eskimo woman. Where is the lake? and they point him down the hill. He comes back 10 minutes later and asked Where's the bear? They point up into the hills. Bubba comes back 2 weeks later beat up and black and blue from head to toe. Bubba said"" Where's the Eskimo you want me to kill?""
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