Farrah Fawcett dies and St Peter is overwhelmed with her beauty. He says *You played an Angel on Earth, before you go to Heaven I'll give you one wish.* She says *I want you to save as many children as possible.* St Peter says, *Done* She asks what did he do. Then someone else says, *Wow Micheal Jackson just died.*
I guess "Victoria's Secret Angel" does sound better than "flightless pantybird"
GOD: That's the last of the animals. Now add warning colors to the poison ones ANGEL: Will do GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises
[creating the armadillo] GOD: I want a half turtle, ANGEL: Okay G: Half pig, A: Okay, I'm on it- G: Half anteater A: ...Are u drunk G: Very
[inventing flies] GOD: make them eat shit ANGEL: got it GOD: make their babies the grossest things in the world ANGEL: ok who hurt you?
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