THE TEXT MESSAGE . Hi Bob, This is Alan next door. I'm sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you, particularly in the mornings after you've left for work. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know. The temptation was just too much.... I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincere apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won't happen again. Regards, Alan. THE REACTION. Bob, anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, took out his gun, and without a word, shot his wife twice, killing her instantly. He then returned to the lounge, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone to reply to his neighbour's text and saw he had another message. THE SECOND TEXT MESSAGE . Hi Bob, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text, I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I'm sure you noticed, my predictive text changed WiFi' To Wife'. Technology hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that. Regards, Alan.