My sister was crying the other day... ...she kept going on and on about how fat she had gotten, and how no guy would ever be attracted to her. So I did what any brother would do. I sat next to her, held her close, and told her from the bottom of my heart: ""Hey bud, you're so much more than what it says on a scale. After all, ours is broken.""
A guy is sprawled over the seats at a theater The show is over, so the usher tells him he has to leave. The guy just slurs some gibberish. The usher says "com
The fisherman and the fish A recently divorced and wealthy businessman had amassed enough money to live comfortably for the rest of his life. With his kids alr
Guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of the strongest whiskey... He drinks it quickly and then looked in his wallet. He asks for a second shot and drinks it
Chicken Shit as... A man runs into a friend on the sidewalk with something white on his lips. He says, "Hey bud, looks like you have chicken shit on your lips.
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