Vladimir Putin met Bashar al-Assad One day Vladimir Putin met Bashar al-Assad. The conversation turned to America. Assad: Hey Vlad, what's the difference between America and a carton of yogurt? Putin: I don't know, what? Assad: If you leave a carton of yogurt alone for 200 years, it'll grow a culture.
How do you know if a Russian vampire is gay? If Vladimir Putin it in the butt.
With Vladimir Putin so eager to restore ties, I think the U.S and Russia should form one country. We can call it The United States of Soviet Russia! USSR for sh
Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Boris Johnson walk into a room...Oh God. This isn't even a joke anymore. Help
Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin went fishing... After a couple of hours, Obama was flinging his arms around, swatting mosquitos away, while Putin sat there, wat
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