Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin went fishing... After a couple of hours, Obama was flinging his arms around, swatting mosquitos away, while Putin sat there, watching the pond, unbothered. ""How is it, that these bloodsuckers only target my blood reserves?"" Asked Obama. ""They don't bite you at all!"" Putin smiled knowingly and replied: ""They're not allowed to"".
GOP threatens to shutdown government unless Obama changes color of skin.
I think it's fair to question whether or not Barack Obama is an American. I mean, look at him. He's awfully thin...
IDEA: Ban fabric softener & harness the resulting static electricity to end dependence on foreign oil. You're welcome, Obama
Do all Toyota Priuses come with Obama '08 stickers already on them?
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