On a positive note, once Trump becomes president and burns the world to the ground, our student loan debt is essentially wiped clean

"That Will Smith is a nice young man, I hope he wins Celebrity Apprentice." No Grandma, that's Ben Carson and this is the Republican Debate

That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.

trump: ban muslims jeb bush: i disagree. just like dad would. who used to be president ben carson: how did spongebob make fire underwater