An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course... An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads: COLD BEER: $5.00 HAMBURGER: $10.00 CHEESEBURGER: $15.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $18.50 HAND JOB: $250.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar & beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. ""Yes?"" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. ""May I help?"" The old golfer leans over the bar & whispers, ""I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?"" She looks into his wrinkled eyes & with a wide smile purrs, ""Yes sir, I sure am."" The old golfer leans in even closer & into her left ear says softly: ""Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger."" EDIT: nsfw