A St. Louis Blues fan and Chicago Blackhawks fan walk into a bar together. The Blackhawks fan looks over and asks the Blues fan ""what's the post season like?"" The Blues fan replies, ""I don't know ask the Cubs.""       I thought of this the other day leaving the Blues/Hawks game with my buddy. He's a Hawks fan and I'm a Blues fan. We started giving each other shit after the Blues won. Might not be the best, but we still chuckled at it.
I'm going to buy a house near the St. Louis Airport and paint "Welcome to chicago" on my roof to confuse people who are about to land.
Are you eating Jell-O? Cow: "Yeah." You know what gelatin is made from, right? Cow: "No, what?" Uh. Rainbows. Enjoy, buddy.
My buddy said I was a horrible wing man last night, but I'm not sure. I ate like 90 of them.
ME: I know it's probably the beer talking, but you look beautiful tonight! BEER: Hey buddy, don't be putting words in my mouth now.
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