Obama called Putin, but Putin put his phone on the auto-answer mode... Obama called Putin, Putin put his phone on the auto-answer mode: The auto-answer text is: ""Hello, you're calling the president of Russia, Putin. Unfortunately I'm not able to answer you now. If you want to surrender, click on: 1. If you want to threaten me with new sanctions, click on: 2. If you want to discuss the situation in Ukraine, click on: 3. All buttons except the button 1,2 and 3, activate our intercontinental rockets Topol-M, good luck!""