A Rich Man, his Chef, and his Servant... (x-post from /r/puns) There's a rich man that has an Italian chef named Antonio and a Mexican servant named Terry. The rich man requests a meat dish with an Asian kick, so the chef gets to work, but he soon notices that he has no Asian flavoring. Frantically, he sends the servant to get some sauce. As the rich man becomes increasingly impatient for his meal, the chef calls the servant and asks, ""Terry, where are you, and what sauce did you get?"" The servant, pulling into the driveway, replies simply, ""Terry aqui!""