Little Johnny's Teacher Gives the Class a Mother's Day Assignment They were studying the meaning of various phrases. The teacher goes on to explain the meaning of the sentence *""We only have one mother.""* Okay, Little Peter, give me a brief narration that includes the phrase *""we only have one mother.""* Little Peter starts: I was sick in bed with a high fever, and then comes my mom, gives me a glass of warm milk with some aspirin, kisses me in the forehead and I thought *""We only have one mother.""* Good job, your turn little Susan. Little Susan begins: On Sunday, mom took me to the beach, played with me, and we built a sand castle together, and I thought *""We only have one mother""* Excellent, your turn Little Johnny: I was alone at home, *like always*, when my mom gets home drunk, *like always*, accompanied by a different lover, *like always*, and yells: ""Hey boy! Get us a couple of beers!"" So I go and open the fridge, look at her and say: *""We only have one, mother!""*