Ok I just started watching House M.D.:nn1 Does everyone gang up and beat House's other leg?n2 does a rival Token come in to challenge Omar?

Two Arab men sitting in a cafe in Syria reminiscing about when their children were young... Achmed gets out a photo of his son and Omar agrees that he grew up to be a handsome young man. Omar gets out a photo of his son to show Achmed. Achmed smiles wistfully and says 'they blow up so fast!'

a flea goes into a travel agency... a flea goes into a travel agency and says, ""oh i've been working so hard for the last few years, i really need a holiday."" travel agent asks, ""what kinda holiday were you in the market for?"" flea says, ""i want to go somewhere bright and sunny, somewhere that i can just relax and enjoy myself, don't want to worry about anything."" travel agent says ""okay"" and starts flipping through his catalogue book. after some research, the travel agent announces prou…

Three Muslim women are sitting talking... The first one says, ""I miss my eldest son Ahmed. He was martyred in Iraq last year."" ""Oh I know,"" says the second women, ""I miss little Hamza. He drove a car-bomb into a Syrian checkpoint six months ago."" The third woman nodded, ""Me too. My Omar was a suicide bomber in Gaza, so sad."" The first woman shook her head sadly. ""Kids these days. They blow up so fast.""