Mullah Omar's neighbor knocked on Mullah Omar's door looking for his donkey... When Mullah Omar opened the door to see who it was his neighbor said: ""Mullah Omar, do you have my donkey?"" Mullah Omar said: ""I'm sorry, brother, your donkey is not here."" Just then a donkey's bray came from inside the house. The neighbor said: ""you lied to me! he's is in there!"" Mullah Omar replied: ""you take his word over mine?"" Heard this one while deployed in AFG