Father receives a super high phone bill, but he always makes his phone calls at work... so he asks his wife about it. She replies: ""It's not me, you know I always use the telephone on the grocery store I work at"". So he asks his son about it: ""It's not me, you know I always use the telephone at university."" Then he turns at his daughter: ""Not me either, I always use the one at school..."" Everybody turns the face to the foreign housekeeper that started last month: ""Why are you looking so a…

So a man had sent his last daughter off to college... Since his wife had passed away some years before, and he was retired, he was lonely. One day someone told him about Internet Chat services. He created a screen name, Blue_Knight, and started chatting with anonymous people all over the world. One bright spot in his day came in the evening, when Blue_Butterfly would sign on. They started chatting every day, and discovered that they had an amazing amount in common. Each one found that they could…

The Ultimate Computer The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line. One day, a guided school tour arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. "This," he said, "is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it. Would anyone like to try?" Little Johnny quickly stepped forward and asked, "Where is my father?" There was the soft hum of powerful electronic gear going to the task. Pane…

Her: Show me your pics Me: Ok *blackberry restarts* *waiting* *gets married* *have kids* Son: Dad, your phone finished restarting *dies*