The 7 Deadly Rules/Sins For Hipster #1. Be fashionable... Never! Never leave your house without red lipstick on (advice for women) or beard (for men). #2. Starbucks is your best friend now! Quit your lactose intolerance as fast as possible! Who cares about your health, just drink your chai tea latte and be cool! #3. Instagram: take a picture of your salad before the person next to you does! You need more followers who gonna support you when your hairdresser dyes your hair a wrong colour! #4. I know before you've decided to become a hipster your fav animal was your dog, cat or whatever. It's time to find a new fairy pet... Unicorn! Get it, buy it or steal it... You need it man! #5. Bon Appetit! If you wanna be the hipsterest hipster ever you've got to be hungry 24/7. If you need an example, look at kids from the Third World Countries. #6. When someone asks how much you weigh call your lawyer... ASAP! Protect his number like a map of how to find the Holy Grail! #7. Never admit you're a hipster. Who said you can't be a fan of Lars von Trier and drink hedgehog's milk at the same time? Just be yourself!