A mexican, a black guy, and a white guy... There are three guys. One spik, one nigger and one white guy. They walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, ""You wish for anything you want."" So, he asks the spik what he wants, and he goes, uh, uh, ""I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico."" And so, genie - Poof! And, all of them are in Mexico. And then he asks the nigger- ""What do you want?"" And he goes, um, uh, ""I want all my African- American brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything."" You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all of the African-Americans in America are in Africa Then the genie says to the white guy. ""What's you're one wish?"" And the white guy goes, ""You mean to tell me all the niggers and the spiks are out of America?"" Genie goes, ""Yeah."" The White guy says, ""Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."" EDIT: added racial slurs