-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!

Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.

Your volume level is at a flamboyantly gay band geek and I need you to turn it down to a shy Asian transfer student.

When in Texas... *heads into the desert* *hugs cactus* *shoots said cactus* *rides off into the sunset on horseback*