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""Houston we have a problem"" Ground Control: Yes? Command: The Soviets beat us to the moon. Ground Control: So? Command: The commies painted the whole moon red! Ground Control: Then just get some white and write ""Coca Cola"" on it!

#Houston #Coca Cola

Joke ID: 01KKTNB29ZJMTT3G31NXEZQWYE

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