I'd love to see Jason Statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles.

when Jason swung that sleeping bag with a girl in it against a tree in Friday the 13th, I bet for a brief moment the girl was like "wheeee!"

If I was ever on Jeopardy I would call Trebek the wrong name like I'd never heard of him. "I'll take Beauty Pageants for 400, Jason."

Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress.