I'd love to see Jason Statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles.#Jason#One-Liner0🔗 Share
There is a new Jason vs Michael Myers movie coming out... ..I guess it will be a silent film?#Jason#Michael Myers#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →