I'd love to see Jason Statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles.

when Jason swung that sleeping bag with a girl in it against a tree in Friday the 13th, I bet for a brief moment the girl was like "wheeee!"

Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress.

A teen boy wants to borrow the car, so he opens his parents' bedroom door to ask. He sees his dad wearing only chaps and a cowboy hat, on top of his mother, who has a feathered headdress and an indian squaw outfit on. He quickly shuts their door and disappears. The parents decided to finish what they were doing, but a few minutes later, the wife asks the dad to go talk to their son about the costumes and about walking into their bedroom without knocking. The dad is walking down the hall toward h…