Got thrown out of the theater during the Superman movie but was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses.

To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?

"Let's go around the room & name our biggest fears" SUPERMAN: Kryptonite BATMAN: Bats MARIO: When a turtle slowly walks in my direction

Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly. Batman: It's okay. Superman: Why? Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive.