Three young daughters. The three young daughters were hanging out with their mom. They're 8, 7, and 5. The eldest one asked the mom, ""Mom, why is my name Paris?"". The mom replied ""Oh it's because you were made in Paris honey. We had our honeymoon there"". The second one curiously asked the mom ""is that why my name is Brooklyn mom? Because you guys were in Brooklyn when I was made?"". ""Yes honey, that's right. It's a very nice place and your dad is from there"". The third child was so overly excited to ask about her name so she yelled ""what about me mom?"". The mom angrily yelled back ""shut your mouth Honda""
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