On Facebook, my friend became a fan of Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag and Nickelback. I became a fan of unfriending her.

Paris Hilton is worried ISIS will target her because she's famous. Paris Hilton doesn't realize that ISIS didn't exist in 2004.

So I'm trying to get my husband to go to Paris with me but so far my best argument has been, "I will kill you in your sleep."

The 9:50 from Paris has been diverted. Nothing to do with the weather, we just don't like the French.