The Parrot Joke. !Okay, so, this single fellow in his mid forties has a parrot. He just recently acquired his new feathered friend at the local aviary. However recently the creature has been acting strange. It swears endlessly all day. The man does not swear around the bird and can't understand where it picked up such fowl speech. After a party hosted at his house gets ruined by the birds filthy mouth the man has had enough! After his friends leave the man picks the bird up and yells ""why are you acting this way!?"" The bird lurches back at strikes out at the man; injuring him in a minor fashion. The fellow grabs the bird and swings open the freezer door. The parrot wrestling about and screaming the whole time. He plunges the parrot into the freezer and slams the door while falling with his back against the freezer door in one motion. NOW THE PARROT IS FREAKIN OUT. Buckling the fridge from side to side with its rage fueled flapping. Suddenly, all at once, it stopped. There was no flapping.. no screaming or swearing. He opened the door slowly. The parrot flies up and meets the mans hand with an innocent demeanor. The parrot looks down for a moment. Then speaks to the man. ""Sir , I'd like to apologize, my manners have been awful & I have been so unappreciative."". The man is shocked! What has caused this drastic turn around? Before he could speak the parrot interrupted. ""I'm sorry sir, I have just one question... what did the turkey do""?