Spelling Bee It's cup final day and three boys in the class want to go home early to watch the match. The teacher decides to hold a spelling bee and allow the boys who spell their words correctly to leave school for the day to see their team. Tommy, spell dog for me please. Easy sir, D-O-G. Very good Tommy, off you go. Martin, spell cat for me please. Simple, sir. C-A-T. Very good Martin, off you go, enjoy the game. Thank you sir! Ahmed I would like you to spell racial discrimination.

Little bill came in from recess Little billy came from recess where he was greeted at the door by his teacher. ""how was your recess?"" he asked billy. ""it was good, I played in the sand box with little susan"" billy replied. ""that sounds lovely. If you can spell the word cat you can have an extra 10 minutes of recess"". ""c-a-t"" and off he went. Next in came little Susan. ""how was your recess little susan?"" ""oh it was good. I played in the sand box with little billy"". ""how nice, if you …

Under pressure, Air Bud's math teacher changes grade from "he's a dog" to a 70

[Dog yoga class] Teacher: Alright, let's go into downward human pose [Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text]