3 pregnant woman.... Three pregnant women are sitting around a table discussing their pregnancies. The first one says, ""I eat so many dills, my baby is gonna love pickles."" The second woman says, ""My baby is gonna love cheese, I eat swiss by the block!"" The first two mothers stare at the third waiting for her say what her baby will love. After a long pause she says, ""I guess I'm going to have a gay son.""
HERE'S A KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS AND HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND YOU'LL DIE SOON TOO, BUY THINGS. - Super Bowl Commercials in a nut shell
Next time someone wants you to hold a baby, say "I'm so bad with live babies!"
im an adult! i make my own bedtimes! i'll stay up all night and function at a fraction of my capacity! like a giant grown-up lethargic baby!
Wrapping presents takes a LOT longer when your kid sneaks up behind you & cuts off your arm with an empty wrapping paper tube lightsaber.
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