A little Mexican boy comes home from school one day and says to his grand-father, ""Granddaddy, today my teacher said that Pancho Villa, the bandit used to raid towns around here! Did you ever know him?"" ""Do *I* know Pancho Villa?"" exclaims the man. ""Why, boy, before your father was born, I was riding into town on my horse. Suddenly, from behind the bushes leaped Pancho with his six-guns drawn! He told me to get down off the horse and to give him all my money. Then, he told me to scoop some …

My favorite joke my mom told me from my childhood. - A kindergarten teachers birthday. A kindergarten teacher is having her birthday and three of her students decided to bring her a gift. The first students was little Timmy and his dad owned a Candy Store. Timmy walked up to his teacher and handed her a nice little gift wrapped box. The teacher thanked the student and told him, she wanted to see if she could guess what was in the box. The little boy excitedly agreed and after about twenty second…

Me: Hello Teacher: Hello M: How's my kid doing in school? T: How's my kid doing in school? I hate parrot teacher conferences

DR DOG: *gives kid patient a sucker* MOM: what do u say KID: thanks mr dog DD: kid I didnt go to med school for 56 years to be called Mr Dog