An American, an Irishman and a Mexican walk into a... boat The boat's sinking. They need to get rid of some things. The Irishman says, ""I'll throw my beer into the ocean... We got plenty of that in Ireland!"" The Mexican says, ""I'll throw out my tacos. We got plenty of those in Mexico."" The American says' ""I'll throw out the Mexican, we got plenty of those in America!""