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A young gay man calls home... and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her. She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively, ""I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish?"" He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish, but she's from a w…

Two Iranians Meet In Beverly Hills Two old friends from Iran who haven't seen each other in 20 years meet up in Beverly Hills. As Abdul sees his friend Sayeed he greets him in Farsi and says hello. Then Sayeed says to Abdul, ""Abdul ... we are in America now ... speak Spanish""

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