Barack Obama walks into a Halloween Party with the First Lady on his shoulders... ...the doorman says, ""Excuse me Mr. President, but this is a Halloween party. Why aren't you dressed up?"" Obama says, ""I am dressed up! I'm a snail. I got Michelle on my back.""
A Muslim, A Commie, and an Illegal Alien walk into a bar.. and the bartender says, ""what can I get you Mr. President?""
Two Old Ladies There were once two old Jewish ladies on a vacation in Israel. They are floating together out in the dead sea when one says to the other, ""want
Three ladies meet up for a drink once a week. The first lady says: ""The other night, when my boyfriend got in from work, I surprised him. I was standing in the
Just realized I follow Barack Obama and he follows me back. Excuse me while I send the leader of the free world a DM about Harry Potter.
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