It must be hard to send Barack Obama a Thank You card without sounding sarcastic.

Harry Potter is actually an allegory about the emptiness of millennial hook up culture

ME: any advice DAD: its ok to embellish a little [later at job interview] INTERVIEWER: tell me about yourself M: i wrote harry potter

#presidentfacts Barack Obama is the first president in nearly 80 years to choose a water type as his starting Pokemon