A JOURNEY FROM MAN TO MONK There was once a man just like me and you. He woke up in the morning, went to work and enjoyed a beer with his friends in the evening. One day the man was walking down an empty street when a young man jumped at him with a knife, stabbed him and took his money. The man thought surely he would die as he lay on the ground bleeding. But then out of nowhere a monk appeared. The monk pocked him up and carried him away. Soon after the man lost consciousness, but when he awoke…

A guy dies and goes to Hell. He's extremely upset upon finding out where he's going, but Satan says, "Hey! Hey! Don't worry about it! Actually we get a lot of bad press. Really, it's not so bad. For example, do you like to drink?" "Well, yeah," says the man. "Great! You're going to love Mondays! All we do is drink. Every kind of liquor. Beer, wine, rum, whiskey, gin, brandy, champagne, all the best stuff. It's all free, and you can drink as much as you want, and you get all buzzed but you nev…

To be part of the clan... A man is looking for a radical life change. After considerable thought, he decides to move to the freezing regions of Alaska, to live with the Eskimos. He leaves soon afterwards. He really enjoys his time there. He seems to be getting along with everyone, and has learned to adapt to the harsh climate. And though he's friendly with everyone, he isn't ever considered their equals. This eats at him for a while. He decides he must earn the eskimo's respect if he is to survi…

A guy and his dog go into a bar... ...and the guy sits down at the bar. He orders a beer and drinks it, then orders another. The dog sits patiently at his feet. When it comes time for the guy to pay, he looks the barman in the eye and says, ""I'm afraid I don't have any money."" The barman is about to kick this joker's ass when the guy says, ""But I have something even better. I have a magical dog. He can talk."" This is a new one on the barman, and although he's skeptical, he decides to give th…