A man moves to America. He comes knowing zero English, so decides to walk around and learn phrases. He first walks in a concert hall where a woman is warming up to sing. He hears her say ""me me me me"" and so he repeats. ""me me me me"" He's then hungry and goes to a restaurant. A small child at the next table chants, ""knife and fork! Knife and fork!"". So he, of course, repeats. ""knife and fork! Knife and fork!"". After his meal, he walks into a candy store. He sees a kid dancing around sing…

Death sentance. A train conductor carrying millions of dollars of raw materials across the United States falls asleep on the job. Missing a crucial interchange, he runs the trains of the tracks and destroys all the cargo, wrecks the train, and kills four people in the process. After months of trials, lawsuits, and court dates, he receives a death row sentence. Months pass and finally the week of his execution arises. With three days left to live, an Holding Officer comes to his cell and walks h…

A man gets a job on a train... A man gets a job on a train. He starts off as anyone does, as a lowly janitor. He sweeps the floors, cleans the seats, and scrubs the windows. He doesn't get paid much, but he's a hard-working man, and does his job well. He's such a hard worker that eventually he gets promoted to ticket collector. He collects tickets very quickly and efficiently, and is happy with his job. Eventually he gets promoted from that job, and makes his way up the ladder and up the train u…

Twenty-five years. Twenty five years. Twenty five years, and I never killed a single person until a few months ago. Now I'm on death row for multiple charges: manslaughter, murder, negligence. After the first, I thought it was over. I thought nothing of the fact that the Sheriff warned me I would be sentenced to death if it happened two more times. An odd law, to be sure; I just never thought it would end up applying to me. After all, I had been conducting trains for a quarter of a century befor…