woah. you can say "Houston we have a problem" in messy situations that have nothing to do with astronauts or texas? this changes everthing

It's hard to stay mad at Kanye when you remember he once threatened to move to Oklahoma and live at his aunt's house

My nephew asked, "What's the secret to a long life?" I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

Flash floods in Arizona last night. We nominate California and Texas. #ALSIceBucketChallenge