A catholic priest and an Indian named John... One Friday afternoon on the reservation John and his family were starving. John, being a great hunter, went out and killed a deer to feed his wife and kids. A catholic priest sees this and says, ""John! What are you doing? You cannot eat meat on a Friday!"" John says to the priest, ""It's not meat, it's fish!"" The priest couldn't believe his ears. He quickly replied, ""It is meat and you should not tell lies, John!"" John says, ""I assure you father, it is fish."" Cofused and curious the father ask John, ""Why do you say it is fish?"" John says, ""I sprinkled water on it and I said from meat you become fish."" The priest yells at John, ""You cannot do that!"" John says, ""Why not father? When I met you I was Mapuche, then you sprinkled water on me and I became John.""