Dearest John John receives a phone call. ""Hello,"" he answers. The voice on the other end says, ""This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago."" John: ""Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?"" Susan: ""Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."" John: ""Oh, yeah, of course! Susan! How are you?"" Susan: ""I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."" John: ""Say, you ARE a good sport.