An A-TEAM reboot would just be one two-minute episode where the NSA triangulates their location and they all get blown up in a drone strike.

The #NSA walks into a bar. Bartender: "Got a new joke for you." NSA: "Heard it."

Computer backup systems are expensive so I include "Death To America" in my email signature & the NSA backs up everything I've ever written.

The government says 50 terror plots have been thwarted since NSA surveillance. What a perfectly even, unsuspicious number.