A Briton, an Australian, and a Haitian are all in a pub... The Briton says: ""My day sucked major arse. Me job was taken by a bloody Polish immigrant. Now I can't even afford to drink my tea and beer!"" The Australian says: ""Nah mate, my day was a lot worse. Some Indonesian bloke stole me money! Now I can't afford to surf and go walkabout!"" The Haitian chuckles. The Brit and Aussie ask him what is so funny. The Haitian says: ""In Haiti, we don't have that problem!"" ""Must be bloody good for y…

An Irishman walks into a therapists office... **Therapist**: "So, what seems to be the problem, Mr. Andrews?" **Mr. Andrews**: "I feel guilty. I start drinkin' at noon 'til the missus comes 'ome, then she berates me for drinkin' all day instead of findin' work. We argue for a while 'til I'm fed up an' head down to the pub with the lads to get away from 'er. I'll 'ave some pints, throw some darts, an' play some pool 'til the pub closes, stumble home, listen to 'er bitch for a while 'til I…

A man and his pig walk into a bar... (apologies if this has been posted before) The pig has three good legs, and one wooden leg. "Now there's a story," says the barman. "I'll give you a free beer if you tell me about the pig." "Pig'll 'ave a beer too," says the farmer. The barman agrees, and after downing half the tankard, the farmer says, "Now, this 'ere pig, 'es a good pig. Faithful, loyal, better at 'erding sheep than a dog, says me. Now I'll tell you, we were out in the ute, and a tyre …

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