There are these two homeless guys drinking cooking sherry in an alleyway........ when one says to the other. ""Man I'm starving. There's a rotten frozen dead cat in the alley back there. I've gonna go eat it. You want in on this?"" The second guy says ""No way am I going to eat a rotten frozen dead cat. That's nasty."" So his buddy says ""Suit yourself."" And goes to town eating the rotten frozen dead cat. He comes back about a half an hour later and says ""Man, I don't feel so good. I shouldn't have eaten that rotten frozen dead cat."" And proceeds to puke and the ground. The other guy starts licking his lips and says ""That's what I'm talking about, a hot meal!""