Three nuns die and go to heaven... ...where St. Peter greets them and informs them that in order to get into heaven, they must answer a question apeice. The first nun, who happens to be a novice nun, goes first. ""For you,"" says Peter, ""an easy question, because of your short time as a nun. Who were the first two people?"" ""That's easy,"" replies the nun excitedly. ""Adam and Eve."" ""Congratulations,"" says Peter, ""You're in."" He beckons the second nun forward. The second nun has been with the church for ten years and knows quite a bit about her religion. ""For you,"" says Peter, ""a moderately difficult question. What color was Eve's hair?"" ""I've never... I've never actually studied that,"" replies the nun. ""But I'll take a guess. Blonde?"" ""Great job,"" says Peter. ""You're in."" He turns to the third nun, who was the head nun of her church. ""And for you, a most difficult question indeed. What was the first thing Eve said to Adam in Paradise?"" After a moment of thinking, the nun looks stumped. ""Gosh, that's a hard one."" ""Congratulations, you're in.""