I was in a London pub last Friday night ...and noticed two chubby women by the bar. They had very strong accents, so I asked, ""Are you two ladies from Scotland?"" One of them turned to me and yelled, ""It's WALES you cunt!"" I said, ""oh, I'm sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?""
I'm leaving for London tomorrow. It's going to be really weird Tweeting from the left hand side of the road.
Bummed about the early Scotland vote results. This was pretty much our best hope for seeing Shrek on a flag.
My half-brothers had a Hungarian dad and an Eskimo dad. My dad was from Wales. Our dinner table was like the U.N...only with slapping.
I lost 50 pounds by having my wallet stolen in London AND YOU CAN TOO
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