A drunk is stumbling down the street, and approaches a cop on duty The drunk says, "Officer, I need your help. Somebody stole my car!" The cops askes, "Where was it when you last saw it?" The drunk replies, holding a silver key, "right on the end of this key." The cop chuckles, and says, "Well, you better head down to the station and fill out the proper forms. They'll help you out." The drunk says, "Ok", and starts to wander off. But before he can get away, the cop calls out to him. "Hey b…

Cop pulls over bad driver Cop- sir do you realize how badly you were switching lanes? Guy- sorry officer, I'm drunk af Cop-that's not a valid reason to let your girlfriend drive the car

A drunk walked up to a cop on the street... A drunk walked up to a cop on the street and says ""someone stole my car!"" The cop replies, ""well, where did you leave it?"" ""It was right on the end of this key"" ""Well, you can head down to the precinct and file a report and we'll help you find the car."" ""OK, man"" and the drunk starts to walk away. ""Hey"", the cop says, ""before you head downtown you aught to do up your fly"" ""Oh, man"" says the drunk, ""they got my girl too!""

Stumbling Drunk A drunk stumbling down the street walks up to this cop and says, ""Man, somebody stole my car."" Cop says, ""Well, where was it last?"" Man says, ""Right here on the end of this key."" Cop says,""I dunno man. Why don't you head to the precinct house and report it there. They'll get you filled out with all the right forms and papers."" Guy says, ""Okay,"" starts to walk off. Then the cop says, ""Before you go downtown you're gonna want to zip up your fly."" Guy looks down and goes…