The recent fake excitement of soccer in the U.S. confirms my belief that Americans will pretend to like anything they can scream USA about.

A Scotsman... newly immigrated to the U.S. wants to immerse himself in American life, so he goes to a baseball game. He has no clue how it's played, but every time the batter takes off for first base all the people around him yell, ""Run! Run!"" So he stands up and yells, ""Rrrrun, laddie! Rrrrun!"" In the fourth inning a batter gets walked. When the umpire calls ball four he tosses the bat aside and starts ambling toward first at a leisurely pace. The Scotsman jumps up and yells, ""Rrrrun, ladd…

Germany - Holland Germany Plays Holland in Soccer. After Warm-Ups, Manuel Neuer Walks over to Jogi Loew and asks Loew if he can take on Holland on his own. Loew is like, 'yeah, everybody Needs a Rest anyways, so I'm Fine With it.' So Neuer Plays them on his own, Everybody Else Hits the Showers and then the pub. While drinking, they Hear a Huge Uproar. So Mueller Walks over to the Stadium, and on the video Board it says: Germany 1 - 0 Holland, Minute 10, Neuer. A few Beers later, they Hear a Huge…

The Scot At A Game A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the U.S. and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring, ""Run! Run!"" The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: ""R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run, will ya!"" A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams, ""R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run, will ya!"" The next batter steadfastly holds his swi…