The Scot At A Game A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the U.S. and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring, ""Run! Run!"" The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: ""R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run, will ya!"" A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams, ""R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run, will ya!"" The next batter steadfastly holds his swi…