Nice try, Team USA. Not bad for a country that only cares about soccer for two weeks every other year!

A Scotsman... newly immigrated to the U.S. wants to immerse himself in American life, so he goes to a baseball game. He has no clue how it's played, but every time the batter takes off for first base all the people around him yell, ""Run! Run!"" So he stands up and yells, ""Rrrrun, laddie! Rrrrun!"" In the fourth inning a batter gets walked. When the umpire calls ball four he tosses the bat aside and starts ambling toward first at a leisurely pace. The Scotsman jumps up and yells, ""Rrrrun, ladd…

The Memory Man... A man from Liverpool, England was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Native American man sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits, wrinkled face. ""Who's he?"" asked the Liverpudlian. ""That's the Memory Man."" said the bartender. ""He knows everything, remembers everything. He can remember every face he's ever seen. He can remember any fact he hears or reads…

Did anyone catch the score of that soccer game?? U.S.A. 8, Ethiopia didn't