A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York, and as she gave the agent her luggage, she stated, ""I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."" The confused agent said, ""I'm sorry, we can't do that."" ""Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that, because, that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!""
Most people don't even know that New York was attacked by the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man in the 80's. I saw a documentary about it.
In New York, people are paying up to $100 for a "cronut," which is croissant/donut. We call these people "midiots," which is a moron/idiot.
My Mother worries about me living in London sometimes. I tell her it's not London she has to worry about. I just injured myself on a potato.
I bet it really confuses poor Forrest Gump to see Lt. Dan on TV solving crimes in New York.
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