Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks? So that they can see the battle.

Why aren't there any Muslims on Star Trek? The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General. As they talked the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what i have seen in America." The General said, "well anything i can do to help" The Iranian whispered, "my son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is Kirk who is American, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty…

A British soldier meets an Australian soldier on a warzone **British soldier**: Did you come here to die? **Australian soldier**: Nah mate, I came here yesterday!

Sergeant Miller! Yes sir? I didn't see you at the camouflage training yesterday! Thank you sir!