How's school, Hannah? "Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

A young divinity student is sent from Montana to the Bronx. When he approaches the church where he was assigned, a young lady approaches him and says, ""Hey father, want a blow job? Fifty bucks."" He doesn't know what the girl means but assumes it isn't appropriate, so he declines. After being intruduced to the staff at the church, he pulls an older nun aside and says, ""Forgive me sister, but what's a blow job?"" She replies, ""Fifty bucks, same as on the street."" And yes.. I know it's an old …

Don't ask... So one fine day, a young boy is listening to the radio. He has very bad reception so the radio is sort of static, nevertheless, he catches something about a purple donut. His curiosity sparked, he meanders over to his mother and said, ""Momma, what's a purple donut?"" She then gets this wild look in her eye an grabs a bat and begins to vigorously beat the boy. She yells, ""Get your ass to school, when you get home your going to the cellar!"" So he walks to school. He has a bloody no…

Pissing on the Porch A man and woman had a couple of children who were in high school, a boy and a girl. Now, the girl was quickly blossoming into a woman and growing quite attractive and popular with the boys. In fact, it seemed like there was a new boy at the front door every evening. One morning after the girl had gotten home particularly late, the mother dragged her out to the front porch so her dad could give her a talking -to. But when they got out there, the family dog was pissing all ove…